February 21, 2005

An Open Letter to Hardware Store Guys around the World

When I say I want to file my strike plate, I mean it.

Despite the considerable handicap of being female, I am not a moron. (I could even be described as somewhat handy, as those who have availed themselves of my well-maintained toilet could attest.) I do not need you to try to talk me into a $50, all-afternoon solution to a $6, one-hour problem.

You make me want to light things on fire.


Posted by Adair at February 21, 2005 3:52 PM

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Hardware man here. It all depends on where you go. Might i reccomend Ace Hardware. We help people, Even if after all is said and done, Well help you pick the best inexpensive torch to burn stuff with.

Posted by: Chris at March 7, 2005 7:53 AM
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