The very notion of replacing Joe Torre with, of all people, Lou Piniella . . . ugh!
If Piniella becomes available, he will be an appealing free-agent manager. George Steinbrenner, the principal owner of the Yankees, has always adored Piniella, who played and managed for him. In many ways, the emotional Piniella is Steinbrenner's kind of manager because he is the type to shout or throw a chair or fling his cap to the dirt.
What, you mean a fucking infant?