March 24, 2006

Two reasons I love SleuthTV

1. It plays Homicide.

2. During Homicide, it plays the most fucked up commercials ever. The really long Old Glory-style ads, the creepy mattress ads . . . these are all awesome. But the best is the epic-length Proactiv ad wherein P. Diddy says that the product "moisturizes [his] situation and preserves [his] sexy".

Now, his use of "sexy" as a noun is of long standing; that party invite that leaked in 01 or 02 with "Do Not Disturb the Sexy" is, rightly, the stuff of legend.

But MOISTURIZES YOUR SITUATION?

That just sounds gross.


Posted by Adair at March 24, 2006 7:42 AM

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Really? I always thought P Diddy was a Revitalight man...

I mean REAL MEN use Revitalight don't they?

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Posted by: Kat at March 28, 2006 3:47 PM