October 10, 2007

Today's "I Want It Now Now NOW"

Doubtful Guest Pin.

I know it's nerdy. But it's less nerdy than the tattoo of such that I kind of want but don't trust anybody to do right.

October 15, 2007

Today's Palpitation-Inducing Headline

International Herald Tribune - Israeli-Palestinian solution is a top priority for Bush, Rice says

No! No! Back away! Anything you make your top priority becomes worse in ways theretofore unimaginable! Go take a nap!

October 23, 2007

An Open Letter to the Weather.

Dear Weather,

You've been warm for six months. This is getting out of hand. I live in Brooklyn, which is supposed to have four seasons. You're running out of time to squeeze them all in, and I am watching you shut either my window for delightful, in-between, corduroy jacket weather, or my window for fun, romping-in-the-snow weather. (You simply will not have time for both if you keep this up. And we won't even talk about your sucking spring right into summer.) You are vexing me.

Please, cut it out.

Adair