1. Number of impositions of my will on the universe: 2.
A. Weather chilling [see below].
B. Shaming the would-be pseudometalhead F-train businessman into quieting his iPod with one eviscerating glare. Yeah, buddy, we've all heard "Master of Puppets". You still aren't scary.
2. Number of unsolicited compliments on my mouthing off today in class: 3.
3. Number of unsolicited compliments (truly! from strangers!) on my karaoke bellowing of "Bye Bye Love" at a school social function: 2.
This is what is known as "a good day".