What in the name of all that was ever sweet, just, and true are you DOING? I don't know what you're trying to microwave, but I guarantee you that it should not take you three solid minutes of continuous button-pushing, beeping, and door-slamming to get it done. Are you entering a launch code? Is that what is going on? Is that not, in fact, a microwave at all, despite its presence in the student lounge?
If so, I should remind you that the University's code of conduct, while liberal, surely frowns on the use of its resources for nuclear attack. So really, you should KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF immediately.
Thank you.
Adair Iacono
maybe it's towlie putting in the sequence to "funky town."
Posted by: aspartaimee at December 17, 2007 2:41 PMHilarious!
Hopefully the offending code-puncher will have better luck with law than a microwave oven!
Otherwise they'll probably wind up working for the Bush Administration...
Tango
Posted by: Tunguska at December 17, 2007 4:06 PMI vote Towelie, too. "I don't know what's goin' on..."
Posted by: Shiny at December 17, 2007 8:13 PM