http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54204&confirm=1
I am really and truly and literally ACTUALLY getting more news from the Onion than from other news sources. Though I do have to thank channel 7- they taught me to appreciate Justin Timberlake. One fateful morning I was looking for news, like an IDiot. Instead I found 3 flawless Timberlake performances right in a row! Much more refreshing than that stuffy old war. Them other fu(kers don't know how to act!